dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me
dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave
if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:
"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."
Someone should revoke my Twitter rights.
oh my god he’s so proud of himself i’m going to die
IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER
IT IS TIME
TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
❝ I enjoy being indoors. I enjoy laying on couches, snacking, and reading (watching TV). Summer sucks because it is the only season when, if I want to do this in the middle of a gorgeous day, people (my children) look at me like I’m a disgusting person. Well, guess what? It’s 90 degrees out there, it’s 68 degrees in here, and this episode of The Bachelorette isn’t going to watch itself.
this couldn’t be truer
I HAVE TO WONDER IF THE DIRECTOR WAS LIKE: EVERYBODY STAND AROUND WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS LOOKING VAGUELY DISGRUNTLED… UNLESS YOU’RE THOMAS. THOMAS, YOU STAND AROUND LOOKING CONFUSED.