hugh-neutron:

hugh-neutron:

dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me

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dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

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dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa

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im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave

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dorkyhanji:

dorkyhanji:

if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:

"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."

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01 Oct 14 @ 12:50 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
manicdepressivenightmaregirl:

Someone should revoke my Twitter rights.

manicdepressivenightmaregirl:

Someone should revoke my Twitter rights.

01 Oct 14 @ 12:49 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

oh my god he’s so proud of himself i’m going to die

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barkharley:

IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER

IT IS TIME

TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

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❝ I enjoy being indoors. I enjoy laying on couches, snacking, and reading (watching TV). Summer sucks because it is the only season when, if I want to do this in the middle of a gorgeous day, people (my children) look at me like I’m a disgusting person. Well, guess what? It’s 90 degrees out there, it’s 68 degrees in here, and this episode of The Bachelorette isn’t going to watch itself.
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battlestar70:

this couldn’t be truer

battlestar70:

this couldn’t be truer

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maichan808:

I HAVE TO WONDER IF THE DIRECTOR WAS LIKE: EVERYBODY STAND AROUND WITH YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS LOOKING VAGUELY DISGRUNTLED… UNLESS YOU’RE THOMAS. THOMAS, YOU STAND AROUND LOOKING CONFUSED.

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